Grab the basters and saddle your hats, it’s that time of year again, Turkey Day. There’s nothing much raunchier than a maple-grazed roast turkey drenched in apple cider gravy, unless you’re Doctor P. This guy used to work at Toys R Us; ironically, his filthy w0mp could probably obliterate the children he once served. It’s hard to describe his sound but I’ll try my best; it’s kind of like a midget on ecstasy is trying to break out of my sub-woofer.

DubstEPIC Caution: listening to these beats on thanksgiving may result in inadvertent gravy spillage on and/or in your pants.

Example – Last One Standing (Doctor P Remix) <-♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Plan B – Love Goes Down (Doctor P Remix) <-♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
RSK – Black Books (Doctor P Remix) <-♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Blame – Star (Doctor P Remix) <-♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Doctor P – Sweet Shop <-♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

– Chronic Mncher

Turkey Day Bonus

Zeds Dead just dropped this on monday. It’s HUGE!

Zeds Dead : Rudeboy : Original & Remixes by San City High Records

It happened in 2007. A National outbreak of sticky situations, Digitalism single handedly kept Kleenex in business. Setting the contemporary standard of music and breeding a revolutionary genre, fusing electro and rock. Filth nasty beats and grimy bass lines, blending them in a blissful frenzy like an Asian kid doing his math homework, paradise. Unfortunately, Soulwax stole the spotlight with their unparalleled live performances, leaving Digitalism in the shadows. Digitalism’s album “Idealism”, in my opinion, is one of the greatest most innovative albums of all time. If inducing unanticipated orgasms were an Olympic sport, Digitalism would be Michael Phelps.

– Chronic mncher

Digitalism – Idealism (2007)

1. Magnets
2. Zdarlight
3. I Want I Want
4. Idealistic
5. Digitalism in Cairo
6. Departure from Cairo
7. Pogo
8. Moonlight
9. Anything New
10. The Pulse
11. Home Zone
12. Apollo-Gize
13. Jupiter Approach
14. Jupiter Room
15. Echoes

The God of sampling finally made his leisurely descent from his cloud of musical ingenuity. Girl Talk, who last released Feed the Animals in 2008, made his 2010 debut this morning. All Day is Girl Talk’s 5th mash up album consisting entirely of samples. Renowned for integrating old school and new shit in a spectacular array of musical orgasms, compiling outdated bar mitzvahs songs into something beautiful. Girl Talk is considered the crème de la crème when it comes to mash ups; Girl Talk is to mash as Kobe Bryant is to basketball. I witnessed Girl Talk obliterate the Fox Theater in Pomona last year, got to meet him backstage and got his autograph; undoubtedly one of the best shows I’ve ever been to. Girl Talk will be playing the infamous Palladium in Hollywood on March 21st 2011, you can swoop up a ticket here

YOU CAN SNAGGLETOOTH GIRL TALK’S NEW ALBUM, ALL DAY, HERE

– Chronic mncher

Ever since dropping ‘Woo Boost’ earlier this year, carelessly, melting thousands of Bieber fans; Rusko wiggled his way up to #1 on my must see list. Last weekend, the genie came out of his bottle to grant me my wish. I wasn’t going to settle for anything less, front row center on the gate; I pressed through. There I was, 20 feet away from the king of w0mp; Rusko handed me a ticket, a roundtrip ticket down the yellow brick road, there and back. Embarking on a journey so epic that it’s difficult to document, restricted by words. Rusko opened his set with ‘Flux Pavillion – Lines In Wax’; thankfully I brought a napkin, I was already drooling on myself. The entire set was flawless, beginning to end, w0mp after w0mp. I’m not sure if it was the unassailable choice of tracks or the unreal amount of energy he brought to the stage. Rusko, my man, you performed the best set I’ve ever experienced in my entire life, a tip of the hat to you Sir.

I just got my hands on Rusko’s new track… taking a different angle, giving us a breather from the w0mp overload. I can dig it.

Flux Pavillion – Lines In Wax <-♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
The Temper Trap – Soldier On (Ruskos F’kin Seagull Remix) <-♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

For those of who don’t know, AN21 (Antoine Josefsson) is Steve Angellos Brother. Usually, they are off doing their own projects, however, when the sun and moon line up just right, they collaborate. Back in the day they released “Valodja” and “Flonko”, but its been a while… it’ time for something new, something fresh. I have good news and bad news. The bad news,  the next eclipse isn’t until December 21st. The good news? Steve and Antoine are at it again…

Pendulum – The Island – Steve Angello, AN21, Max Vangelli Remix <-♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

As much as I can get down with Angello, my love sticks loyal to the originals:
Pendulum – The Island Part 1 (Dawn) <-♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Pendulum – The Island Part 2 (Dusk) <-♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Bonus:

Clockwork coming through with some minty filth; kinda like taking a dump while brushing your teeth
Felix Cartal – Love (Clockwork Remix) <-♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Stay Classy,
– Chronic mncher

A blast from the past, seems like a lifetime ago; EDC, still on my mind. Swedish House Mafia was chill and all, but the set I enjoyed most? Avicii. He may look like Leonardo Dicaprio’s gay little brother, but you can’t judge a Swede by his cover. For example, earlier this year, Avicii dropped one of my favorite tunes, Bromance. However, I wouldn’t be surprised if this kid smoked a few poles to get where he is; only 21 years old and already signed to Pete Tong’s label, ‘Bedroom Belam’. Avicii finally shot his much anticipated load; open wide. Rapture.

Avicii – My Feeling For You <-♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Funky
Tim Berg – Bromance (Avicii’s Arena Mix) <-♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Nadia Ali – Rapture (Avicii New Generation Extended Mix) <-♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ A pinch of Dutch flare would take this over the top. Afrojack get on that!

Dubstep

Another week. Another womp.

Flux Pavillion – Haunt You <- ♥ ♥ ♥ Flux taking a drum n bass approach

Nero – Innocence <- ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Nero, being Nero

Example – Kickstarts (Bar9 Remix) <- ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Zeds Dead & Omar LinX – Out for Blood <- ♥ ♥ ♥ Experimental, integrating different genres

Sub Focus – Rock It <- ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Robot Rock on LSD

Hard; it’s not your grandmother’s tea party

– Chronic mncher

Halloween is almost here, i can’t fucking wait. A whole nother week to go, i feel your pain; here’s a sick vid to hold you guys out till next weekend.

– Chronic mncher

This kid is only 18 years old and he’s killing it; I thought North Carolina was a shitty excuse for a state, until now. Porter Robinson started producing beats when he was only 13, now he’s signed to a label and touring the world. Electro synths tailed by quick raunchy dub samples; it’s like bikini wrestling in a Jell-O pit, the best of both worlds. Robinson is a boy prodigy, meet Wolfgang Gartner’s successor.

Porter Robinson – Say My Name <-♥♥♥♥
Heiko, Maiko – Wer Ist Sie? (Porter Robinson Remix) <-♥♥♥♥
Porter Robinson – I’m On Fire <-♥♥♥♥
Porter Robinson – Get Brain <-♥♥♥♥♥

BONUS: White Panda coming through with another head bobber
White Panda – We Be Barbra Streisand (Duck Sauce // Gucci // Lil’ Wayne) <-♥♥♥♥

– Chronic mncher